Ketchup

The other day my husband was looking for ketchup. We had an unopened ketchup,
and an opened one with a little left in the container. Guess which ketchup he opened?
He opened the brand new unopened ketchup. He didn't want to bother with the al-
ready opened one, because he had to rinse out the container and put it in the recy-
cling bin.

Since I'm talking about ketchup, let me tell you that Heinz® is my favorite ketchup.
It's the only one I'll buy.